You know you are a Lahorii.. :D
WHEN YOU ARE LAHORII…….
The morning rush hour is from 6am to 12pm
The evening rush hour is from 2pm to 9pm. Saturday’s rush hour starts Friday morning.
You buy anything and everything from Al-Fatah
Your ‘maassee’ and driver have taught you fluent Punjabi
Your uncivilized next door neighbor just bought a BMW because he deals in property
A really souped up Civic stops next to you and instead of a groovy exhaust sound, the woofers blare out an Abrar number
At least one of your friends is a Butt
The people in your local Gourmet Bakery know you by face
The only solution to boredom is eating out
All directions start with, ‘Go down to Main Boulevard’
You think it’s okay to wait 5 hours in the queue for Bashir’s Fish in Mozang because he only opens 6 months in the year
You go to Shahjamal every Thursday to smoke weed with Pappu Saaeen
Its quite all right to run a red light if the traffic policeman doesn’t have a bike to chase you
When someone asks you ‘’Bhai yeh Fortress kahaan hai?’’, you spread an evil grin on your face and send him to Johar Town
If you are hungry at 3 in the morning, you go to Coffee Tea & Co in your pajamas instead of walking to your kitchen
Your cousins from Karachi ask you about Food Street and you say, ‘I went there back in 2003¡ì
Your winning argument about how Lahore is better than Karachi is ‘Lahore Lahore aey’
Your childhood dream of attaining higher education was to go to Aitchison or Kinnaird
You always thank the rude shop owner because he actually let you buy something from his shop
You know it’s inevitable that you’ll be challaned on Mall Road.
Your cousins from America ask you about malls and you’re like ‘Yeah we have Pace, but I never go there’
You go to the Daewoo stand more than the airport
2 comments May 11, 2009
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them…
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them… Well, it’s killing me!
Originally uploaded by BeeCay
Well, it’s killing me!
Add comment May 8, 2009
Great moment!!!!!!
Remember they are not supposed to shake hands, but the two brothers couldn’t resist the historic moment. The black royal cop never imagined in his wildest dream that he would usher a black American president into the British corridors of power. Nice !!!!
Add comment April 30, 2009
