Archive for November, 2005

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NEVER LOVE A SOFTWARE GIRL….

November 9, 2005

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

….. So sort out your options of marriage …

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Twinkle Twinkle

November 9, 2005

Twinkle Twinkle lazy star
Kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi pee le chai,
then call me up and say “HI”