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*runs for shelter*


Thanks to Raheel

Amazing !

* Coca-Cola was originally green.

* The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

* The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

* The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

* There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

* TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.

* Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

* You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

* It is impossible to lick your elbow.

* People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

* Butterflies taste with their feet.

* Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump … how cute they would have looked otherwise … nahiiin
* In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

* On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

* Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’ … Wow!

Criticism

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

—
Quoted in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants byAnn Brashares, (Delacorte Press)

The World

Recently, a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide.The question asked was:

“Would you please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure because:

In Africa, they didn’t know what “food” means.

In Western Europe, they didn’t know what “shortage” means.

In the Middle East, they didn’t know what “opinion” means.

In South America, they didn’t know what “please” means.

AND in the U.S.A, they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” means.

What’s your opinion?

Bush in primary school

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, “What is your name?”

“Bob”.

And what is your question, Bob?

“I have 3 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you president when al gore got more votes?

Third, what happened to Osama bin laden? “

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

George bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, “Ok where were we?”

Oh, that’s right. Question time. Who has a question?”

A different little boy raises his hand.

George points him out and asked him “what is your name”?

“Steve”

“And what is your question Steve?”

“I have 5 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of UN?

Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?

Fifth, where is “Bob”? “

Quotes of life!

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? -Jean Cocturan

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia.

U learn in life when u lose

“Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.” –Albert Einstein

Obey them now!

Surprise …!

Open a blank Word document and type the following:

=rand(200,99)

now Press ‘Enter’ … Wait 5 seconds…

Surprised???????

WHY WOMEN LIE!

One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river And her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and she needed the thimble to make her living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble. ” Is this your thimble?” the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, “No.”

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver thimble. “Is this your thimble?” Again the seamstress replied, “No.”

The Lord went down again and came up with a wooden thimble. “Is this your thimble?” the Lord asked. “The seamstress replied, “Yes.”

The Lord was pleased with the woman’s honesty and gave her all the three thimble to keep. And the seamstress went home happy.

Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank and her husband fell into the river.

When she cried out the Lord again appeared and asked her, “Why are you crying?” “Oh, Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. “Is this your husband?” the Lord asked.” Yes,” cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious, “You lied! That is an untruth!”

The seamstress replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said ‘no’ to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise.

Then if I said ‘no’ to him you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said ‘yes’ you would have given me all three.

Lord, I am a poor woman and not able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT’S WHY I said yes to Mel Gibson.”

Moral of this story is:

Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and honorable reason for the benefit of others.