On the internet nothing is illegal, its all e-legal…
I’m so old that, when I was in school, history was called current affairs.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.
I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a girl who’s totally free for the weekend.
The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
Never make the same mistake twice… there are so many new ones to make!
One day, your life will flash in front of your eyes… Make it worth watching.
Worry is the darkroom in which ‘negatives’ are developed.
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