Windows a VIRUS??

No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It’s a bug.

Trigger in Life is Needed

There was a huge elephant on a circus and it was tied to a weak string, the children coming across were afraid of him. A child asks the owner of the elephant that why don’t you tie this elephant by a very strong string, it can cut this strong string and can be harmful to us. The owner of the elephant replied, It will never do so, the child ask, why uncle? He replied because this elephant is not tied with this weak string but with a very strong Imagination in the mind.

The child didn’t understand and asked how it’s possible uncle?

The old man explained “when this elephant was young kid, I tied it with very strong strings, and he tried for about 6 months for his best to get rid of it, but he could not succeed, afterwards he never tried to get rid of it because he has understood that he cant do so”. Now the elephant is very strong but he still thinks that he is tied to that strong string and all of his efforts will be wasted, so he never tries to cut it. He is tied to his thinking that he can’t do so and not with this weak
string.

Everyone of us is tied with some type of thinkings which are hurdle in our ways to get the success.

Might be many of us are in verge of success and a little boost could help us to get the victory but We are tied with the fears of failures or some other fears.

Come out of the fears and discover the world, the win is waiting for you.

We just need a trigger to change our thinkings to put right efforts towards life and the life afterwards

Impacts of Career Change

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
“Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared me!”.

The passenger apologized and said,
 ”I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied,
 ”Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver -  I’ve been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years…….”

working in office for Years

Zodiac Signs

Quite a detailed Intro …. Enjoy if you are a zodiac Freek.
zodiac_descriptions.pdf

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OMG

Ascent

Originally uploaded by konaboy.

How beautiful it is …. lovely … masha Allah

Newton’s in Love

Universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law:

A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite  to the force applied by the girl while slapping.

Don’t Move!!!

Don’t Move!!!

Originally uploaded by vaqas.