IT & Management

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.”

The woman below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”

“You must be in Information Technology,” said the balloonist.
“I am,” replied the woman, “how did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is probably technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”

The woman below responded, “You must be in Management.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”

[Flickr] Enlightened Pakistan

hagar’s pakistan

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What If Titanic sank Today?

Reaction from different countries:

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U.S.A:

“A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.

We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.

Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network.”

(President Bush……..whoelse?)

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U.K:

“I have spoken to the President of United States and we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and this has to be dealt with.”

(Prime Minister Blair)

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Iraq:

“LOL!!!” (President Saddam Hussain)

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Israel:

“These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have commited such a crime.

We will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps.”

(Ariel Sharon….)

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Canada:

“Titanic who?” (Canadian Prime Minister)

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India:

“Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris.

Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers to the border.”

(Prime Minister Vajpayee)

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Pakistan:

“Sind may Double Sawari per ghair muayyana muddat ke liye pabandi”

(President Musharraf)

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UN:

“Shit happens right??”

(Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan)

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Survivors:

“Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening…it was an iceberg..hellloooooo.”

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Letters to God

Courtesy: Hassan

Sab Jahan Bhool Jayoon

پاکستان پیپلز پارٹی کے سردار خلیل الرحمان لیاقت باغ، راوالپنڈی کے اس مقام سے کچھ دور ہی نماز ادا کر رہے ہیں جہاں بےنظیر بھٹو کو قتل کیاگیا تھا۔

From here.

My religion is not a burden on me … it’s what my life revolves around.

The faith makes life worth living, don’t you think.

My Allah keep us steadfast

Heart in ….

Confusion :s

What’s a gun for Dad?

What’s a gun for Dad?

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