LION in Pakistan
June 2, 2008In the poor zoo of Pakistan, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo .
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.
On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.
The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few peanuts.
Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from Pakistan.
The next day the same thing happened.
On the third day again the same food bag of peanuts was delivered.
The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, ‘Don’t you know I am the lion…….. .king of the Jungle… what’s wrong with your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering peanuts to me?’
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The delivery boy politely said, ‘Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but ……. did you know that you have been brought here on a ‘MONKEY’s VISA’!!!!!!
MORAL: Better to be a LION in Pakistan than a MONKEY elsewhere.
Laughs.
Really amusing. I’m literally laughing. The way you wrote, was just way too funny and it looked natural. Great Moral
Nay nay nay … its a forwarded mail
Not written by moi-self. This blog is all about things taken from here and there !!!
Woo .. seems like Ive to tell every newbie this on my blog .. don’t you people get forwarded mails :S
haha .. that’s really true .. reminds me of Sultan Tipu. Dying like a lion better than living thousand years as a jackal. But our leaders mostly opt for thousand years living
Ditto that :~)
But we can try to choose better
Awww… I missed a good writer! Hopes are often ugly. No! For receiving forwarded emails. I put them in spam. helps.. Helps a lot lol. Will try your blog when i wanna laugh. Its really nice
Cool - thanks Ecstasy =))
And you are welcome here to have your share of good laugh
WOW……so true,
Hay naa