Top MS insults = Top Linux slogans

www.humorix.org has some splendid slogans dug from across the world. A few of my favourites:

#  A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle
#  Scared of speed? If so, then try Windows.
#  Windows and DOS — a turtle and it’s shell (<– shell.. got it?)
#  The word “Windows” is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches. It means: “White man staring through glass-screen onto an hourglass…”

#  Bugs come in through open Windows.
#  I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.
#  Hiroshima ‘45…Tschernobyl ‘86…Windows ‘95… Windows ‘98…
#  A fool and his money are soon using Windows.
#  Windows is a pane in the ASCII
#  Microsoft broke Volkswagen’s world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!

#  I once heard Bill Gates say, “WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an ‘invalid page fault’??! Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that!”

#  Windows found – Remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K (G)reat!
#  Two computer people discussing those old stories about Bill Gates’ name adding up to 666 in ASCII:
“I hear that if you play the NT 4.0 CD backwards, you get a satanic
message“
“…That’s nothing. If you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!“

#  To segfault is human; to bluescreen moronic.
#  Why use Windows, when linux gives you the whole house?
#  The best Windows accelerator is that which works at 9.8 m/s²!
#  Computers are like air conditioners, dont open Windows if you want them to work properly.

#  Micro$oft should switch to vacuum cleaner business, where people actually want their products to suck

To finish it off, “The box said, works with Windows Vista or better… so I installed linux!”

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