Random Quotes

“Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.”

“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.” – Oscar Wilde

“Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an achievement in a bachelor, and second nature in a married woman.” – Helen Rowland

“Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?” – Clarence Darrow

“A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.” – Oscar Wilde

“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.” – Mark Twain

“Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating.” – Ray Bandy

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?” – Barbara Streisand

“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.” – Zig Ziglar

“If it weren’t for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.” – Unknown

“Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.” – Stephen B. Leacock

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