Indian suspect in banana ordeal

Bananas failed to have the laxative effect on the suspect

An Indian suspect was forced by police to eat 50 bananas as a laxative, to retrieve a necklace he was accused of stealing and swallowing. When the bananas failed to produce the desired effect, police fed Sheikh Mohsin rice, chicken and local bread.

Finally the necklace, which appeared on an X-ray taken on the suspect, was excreted and retrieved.

Mr Mohsin will appear in court on Monday in the eastern city of Calcutta, and could face a prison sentence.

Police say he snatched a gold necklace worth £550 ($1,100) from a woman as she shopped for toys on Saturday.

When cornered by police, he swallowed the necklace.

The suspect was fed 50 bananas on doctor’s advice, after the X-ray dealt a blow to his denials.

But only after a further meal did he yield the necklace, Calcutta police deputy commissioner Gyanwant Singh told AFP news agency.

A sweeper was paid to retrieve the exhibit from the toilet. Mr Mohsin was asked to wash it.

**OUCH**

Bride attacks groom with stiletto shoe

Scottish bride Teresa Brown’s dream of a perfect wedding day probably did not include attacking the groom with her stiletto shoe and spending the weekend in a cell.

Police arrested the 33-year-old in the couple’s hotel room in April while her wedding reception continued downstairs, prosecutor Alan Townsend said at the Court. She spent the rest of her wedding weekend in a cell.

The distraught groom, Mark Allerton, 40, staggered to the front desk, clutching a bloody towel to his head, Townsend said. “He indicated that his wife had struck him over the head with a stiletto heel,” the prosecutor said. Police found Brown, a real estate agent’s assistant, sitting on the hotel room bed, surrounded by broken glass.

Brown told police she and her husband had ‘been accusing each other of different things,’ the prosecutor said, without going into details. Brown said she hit him on the head because he had taken a hold of her, he added.

Brown’s lawyer Stuart Beveridge said the newlyweds began throwing things at each other after an argument in their room turned physical. He said Brown had been on antidepressants at the time and had been drinking. Sheriff James Tierney let Brown off on the assault charge with a warning and fined her 250 pounds for damaging the hotel room and ordered her to pay the hotel 500 pounds in compensation. Hilton Treetops said in a statement that they were happy the case has closed. “This has been a very unusual case,” the hotel said.

Bride 1.68-metre, Groom 2.36 metres

Erdos: Bao Xishun, who stands 2.36 metres, listed by the Guinness World Records as the tallest living man, walks with his 1.68-metre bride during a wedding ceremony rehearsal.

Women

Top 5 Weight Loss Exercises

It has been proven beyond doubt that any form of exercise is the best way to lose weight, burn calories and get rid of that extra fat. However there are some weight loss exercises that will help you lose weight faster than any other method.

1. Brisk Walking: Walking is the easiest and best way to kick start your weight loss program. Although walking anytime is good for weight loss, a brisk 45 minute walk in the morning is said to be more beneficial. The air is fresh in the morning with no pollution and your body has had a good night’s sleep and is well rested. Though it may take a couple of months to start seeing visible results in your figure, you will feel active and fresh from day one. And once your metabolism kicks off. you will start losing weight faster than you thought.

2. Aerobics: Aerobics is a popular way to lose weight especially with young people as it involves moving to dance music. Your movements do not need to be graceful as in a dance, and it is a great way to unwind and burn those extra calories. The two main types of aerobics are hard impact aerobics and low impact aerobics. Aerobics are suitable for almost anyone, although people with injuries should avoid hard impact aerobics.

3. Swimming: Swimming for weight loss is a fun way to lose weight and get refreshed at the same time. Doing just a few laps of the pool will give a whole body workout and burn those extra calories. Hitting the pool for just 30 minutes every day and keeping a watch on what you eat after the swim will help you lose weight faster than you can imagine.

4. Gym Exercise: Hitting the gym is one of the most popular way to exercise to lose weight and tone your body. A good gym routine consists of cardio vascular exercise, strength training and flexibility training. Most gyms will give you a personal trainer who will see to it that you do your routine properly and also give you a diet chart to follow, so that you do not intake more calories than you burn. And as gyms are everywhere, it is very easy to become a member of any good one and start your weight loss program right now.

5. Playing Sports: Taking up a sport is a great way to lose weight while doing something that you enjoy. Any sport which involves physical activity will help you lose weight and feel better about yourself. Outdoor sports like golf, tennis or football are great as you get to be in nature and also develop your social life. Many clubs meet on weekends for a game and are great places to meet new people and stay motivated towards your weight loss goals at the same time.

To see what exercises are most suitable for your weight loss, and to see some new, exciting and result-oriented weight loss techniques, come to Sureshot Weightloss.

Three Wishes Granted !!!

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your  husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the  world. And he will be ten times richer than you.”

The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder Than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really mart.

Let them Continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor

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Newton’s in Love

Universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law:

A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite  to the force applied by the girl while slapping.