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What If Titanic sank Today?

April 21, 2008

Reaction from different countries:

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U.S.A:

“A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.

We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.

Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network.”

(President Bush……..whoelse?)

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U.K:

“I have spoken to the President of United States and we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and this has to be dealt with.”

(Prime Minister Blair)

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Iraq:

“LOL!!!” (President Saddam Hussain)

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Israel:

“These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have commited such a crime.

We will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps.”

(Ariel Sharon….)

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Canada:

“Titanic who?” (Canadian Prime Minister)

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India:

“Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris.

Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers to the border.”

(Prime Minister Vajpayee)

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Pakistan:

“Sind may Double Sawari per ghair muayyana muddat ke liye pabandi”

(President Musharraf)

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UN:

“Shit happens right??”

(Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan)

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Survivors:

“Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening…it was an iceberg..hellloooooo.”

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New Pakistani Film

February 22, 2008

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HERO :
President Bush & Musharraf

HEROINE :
Benazir

VILLAIN:
Qazi Husain Ahmed, Imran Khan

SCRIPTED IN :
USA

SHOT IN :
Pakistan

CHARACTER ACTOR :
Amin Fahim

FRIENDLY APPEARANCE :
Saudi King

FRAUDY :
Asif Ali Zardari

COMEDIAN :
Shaikh Rasheed

SUPPORTING ACTOR :
Fazal ur Rahman

CHARACTERLESS ACTORS :
Chaudharies

DANCERS :
Sherry Rehman, Kashmala Tariq

MUSIC BY :
MQM

ACTION BY :
Pak Army

SUSPENSE BY :
Chief Justice

FINANCE BY :
India & Israel

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Geo Musharraf

January 23, 2008

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US Intelligence??

December 14, 2007

American Intelligence

 Action By US Govt.

 Results

  Vietnam can be occupied  - In future we can have access to china from here

 Attack

 It is a mess (Run away)

 Japanese should learn a lesson

 Atom Bomb

 Thousands of civilians killed - A permanent stigma for USA

  Russia is going to attack on Afghanistan

 Appreciate them to go for war - Help the Afghanis to fight against Russia - Sell Opium to get more money

  Russia collapsed Financially

 Afghanis got Russian arms

 Don�t let them make a government

  Afghanistan internal war for 11 years

 Saddam is going for war on Iran

 Appreciate him - Sell him arms (Don�t forget Iran - sell them arms too)

 Iran Iraq war of 10 years

 Saddam is going for war on Kuwait

 Appreciate him

 A severe attack on Kuwait

  Kuwait is occupied

 Send US forces to protect KSA and Kuwait from Iraq Oppression

 US forces are still in these countries

 Saddam is no more with us

 Sanctions - Sanctions - Sanctions

 150000 children died due to non availability of medicine

 Osama is going to attack on WTC

 None

 WTC Attacked

 Osama is in Afghanistan

 Occupy Afghanistan

 Osama is not in Afghanistan - Afghanistan is a mess - UNO should take control

 Osama has a link with Iraq

 Occupy Oil - I mean Occupy Iraq

 Protests world wide

  Iraq has the weapons of mass destruction that we provided in previous wars

 Oh - Occupy Iraq

  Protest Increased

People of Iraq will welcome America

 hmmm Go for attack

  Iraq occupied - Hundreds of people died -  (”We were telling a lie about weapons of mass destruction and nuclear weapons in Iraq ” Bush )

 People have not welcomed USA

 Ask UNO for help

  Iraq is a mess - UNO should help us

India and Pakistan are going to solve the Kashmir Conflict

 We will lose two very important customers of our arms , Start bomb blasts on both sides

Hundreds of people died in Karachi Baluchistan and Mumbai

Mission Accomplished Successfully

Hammas is fighting for their land

 They are terrorist - Oppress them

 More “Terrorists” are born

 Hezbollah is support hammas

 Hezbollah is also terrorist - we should teach them a lesson

  Israel is buying American arms

 People of Lebanon support Hezbollah

Support attack on Lebanon - The hate for Hezbollah will increase - Kill civilians so that Hezbollah can learn a lesson for messing with our friend

 Hundreds of civilians died.

 People of Lebanon support Hezbollah more then past - In future Hezbollah will win the elections -

 Oh shit

  Lebanon is a mess - UNO should help us

 People are turning against us

 Ask Osama to release a new video

 Coming Soon!!!

 

 

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Columbian Model by Javed Iqbal (Urdu)

November 12, 2007

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Dr. Ayesha Siddiqa and Military Inc.

June 4, 2007

Ayesha Siddiqa is a military analyst with a PhD in war studies from King’s College, London. Her recently published book, Military Inc: Inside Pakistan’s Military Economy has already created ripples, with the ISPR sending rejoinders to the media without actually reading the book from cover to cover, claims Siddiqa. It took her two years to write the book and three years to research it. Her earlier book was Pakistan’s Arms Procurement and Military Buildup, 1979-99.

And what she says about the book:

Defining Milbus

Milbus or military business is a word coined earlier by a group of academics including me working at the Bonn International Centre for Conversion. We were looking at the military economy in different countries. I have, however, redefined it to mean military capital used for the personal benefit of the military elite but this is neither recorded nor is a part of the defence budget. The most significant component of this genre of capital are the entrepreneurial activities which do not fall under the scope of normal accountability procedures of the state, and are mainly for the gratification of military personnel and their cronies.

Army’s motive in entering politics

In 1958, the army came to power due to the personal and organisational ambitions of the then C-in-C, General Ayub Khan. The ambition had an economic dimension as well. The direct control of the state would also allow the military to monopolise national resources. It was, however, during the Ayub regime that the top leadership turned predatory. The army chief and other senior officers gained personal advantages. Henceforth, political power had two dimensions: power to control the state and its resources which could then be monopolised by the military’s top leadership and their civilian cronies.

Why Milbus as a phenomenon has assumed this blatantly predatory form in Pakistan as compared to India

Milbus is found in other countries as well. However, Pakistan’s Milbus signifies internal political and economic predation of the military. It is not found in India to the same extent as in Pakistan because of the political power of the military. The Indian leadership made sure after independence that the armed forces remained subservient to the political class and the civilians in general. In Pakistan the top leadership, starting with Mohammad Ali Jinnah, failed to institute a strong mechanism to control the military.

Nature of army’s linkages with religious extremists

The link is more political and causal than economic/business which means that the strength of the religious right helps the military sustain its significance. The primacy of the national security agenda is critical in this relationship.

Armed forces’ strategy vis-à-vis India, the composite dialogue and its impact on the army’s economic interests

The illegal military economy thrives on the military’s significance as a protector of the state and its ideology. The army will never have total peace with India. The adversary will always be propped up as a threat. Solving Kashmir is just getting rid of an existential issue. It doesn’t mean that the rivalry is over. Wars boost Milbus rather than weakening it because it justifies the military’s expansion into the state, the society and the economy. What is important to realize is that Milbus is to bolster the military’s political power. It is not about profit-making. If the generals understood profit-making, they would loosen their control of politics and the state.

Links between multinational corporations and Milbus

All military companies are making an effort to build linkages with international companies. The Fauji Foundation, Defence Housing Authorities and Shaheen Foundation have international linkages.

Class friction/conflict in the armed forces

The military economy I have discussed in my book is highly elitist. The Pakistan military is extremely class-oriented and elitist. The soldiers are treated differently from the officer cadre. The soldiers have less access to facilities which is borne out by the fact that all urban housing schemes are for officers and none for the soldiers. Moreover, they also have the benefit of discipline which is used to curb any internal class warfare.

Implications of Milbus for democracy

The military’s political and economic interests and power are intertwined. The generals will never withdraw from power as long as they have personal and financial stakes in wielding power. The problem is that these economic interests have turned the military into an independent class which now co-habits with the rest of the ruling elite. This development has eroded the military’s image as an arbiter which means that in our politically fragmented society people cannot look at the military as a neutral umpire. Hence, there is greater likelihood for the common man to turn towards an alternative ideology which could be religious extremism.

Milbus and land reforms in Pakistan

Milbus is central to the debate on land reforms because the military cannot afford to have laws which are detrimental to their personal interests and that of their civilian cronies. Since the military has evolved into an independent class which now predates with other ruling classes, it is essential to stop pro-poor laws.

Via Dawn 3rd june Books and Authors issue